FUUUUCK YOUUUU, GLEEEEE.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
Me checking my final grades on the internet:
The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.