h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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saint:

i don’t want to go to coachella for the concerts

i want to go to coachella so i can go celebrity hunting

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

cramp:

someone really needs to find that plane already