yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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saint:

i don’t want to go to coachella for the concerts

i want to go to coachella so i can go celebrity hunting

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

cooldadgang:

when small children in public stare at you

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itssimplysam23:

godamnmiley:

is there any ellen fandom bc i want to join.

Isn’t all of Tumblr the Ellen fandom?

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends