clestroying:

if someone wants to come cuddle w/ me in bed and listen to my problems and watch lame movies with me and eat pizza u are welcome to

meowatmebro:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I am an adult and I have no money.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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pllsphere:

I am very calm and at ease most of the time but then all of a sudden I freak out because WHY THE FUCK HAVEN’T ALISON AND EMILY TALKED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM OH MY GOD

me: *cries over tv show*

me: *loses sleep over tv show*

me: *requires emotional help because of tv show*

me: but it's so good

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

actualwooper:

things that are rly cute:

  • forehead kisses
  • cheek kisses
  • actually just all kisses tbh
  • having ur head patted
  • holding hands
  • cuddles
  • hugs
  • u

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference