teacher: you’re 5 minutes late
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
'hey whats up?'
'your time talking to me'
i don’t want to go to coachella for the concerts
i want to go to coachella so i can go celebrity hunting
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
when small children in public stare at you
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends